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    Matt's life story time

    Post  arminecay on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:14 pm

    Let's all tell stories about where we think matt could be instead of fixing the server. It'll be a great way to pass the time. Who wants to go first?
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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  SMJM49 on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:38 pm

    Canada?

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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  Iglie on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:39 pm

    Dorito burns? 0_o
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    Maybe...

    Post  XINightfallIX on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:40 pm

    A group of hi-tech ninjas located him via knowing the IP of the server, They attacked him early this morning assuming he would be asleep. Little did they know Matt has admin powers! Tearing the keyboard out of the server, he used the cord to grab a ninja by the neck, then exclaims "Get Over Here!", pulls the ninja across the room and breaks the keyboard over his face. Then a ninja jumps on his back trying to break his neck, when suddenly he grabs his CRT monitor and blasts the ninja off with an overdose of static electricity. Finally, the last ninja and Matt make eye contact and start to circle the room... Matt pulled the mouse out of the server swinging it in preparation to battle... The final ninja pulled out his nun-chucks... They ran across the room with ninja swiftness and admin ping! ...They battled for hours... Then finally super saiyan 10 Matt cuts the ninja's head off with the USB mouse!

    Right now, he's just at Best Buy getting a new keyboard and mouse. He was so caught up in the fight he didn't realize that one of the ninja's unplugged the system... that's why they're ninja's though.
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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  SMJM49 on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:42 pm

    Lol, maybe he went out exploring the world. And is lost in the Saharan Desert surviving in the wild. He brought his computer but there is no electricity. So now, he is making a generator out of twigs, sand, and rocks. Hopefully he gets it working
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    Wow......

    Post  arminecay on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 pm

    You people have great imaginations tell me more about his wonderful adventures. Very Happy
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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  XINightfallIX on Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:58 pm

    SMJM49 wrote:Lol, maybe he went out exploring the world. And is lost in the Saharan Desert surviving in the wild. He brought his computer but there is no electricity. So now, he is making a generator out of twigs, sand, and rocks. Hopefully he gets it working
    Here's what that generator looks like (C=cobblestone R=redstone dust)
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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  arminecay on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:58 am

    Let's revive this cuz i'm bored. Where is matt spending all his time when not on minecraft. No real answers. Only really wierd or funny ones. And yes matt you can join in too if you want.
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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  SMJM49 on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:59 am

    Lol, matt can make his own random life story
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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  arminecay on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:01 am

    Yes where he is a powerfull ruler of nations and galaxies unheard. or some trash like that.
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    Post  XINightfallIX on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:05 am

    right now cooking/eating right now. That consists of sitting at the table and typing /give MetalMatt13 924 1. There ya go! Meatloaf! Razz Nom nom nom!
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    Post  arminecay on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:07 am

    MMMM that sound delicious. Even better than Russian Epic Meal Time.
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    Post  SMJM49 on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:09 am

    He's probably ruling the Candy Kingdom of Ooo now
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    Post  arminecay on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:10 am

    I love that show. Wierd. But interesting. and MMMM peppermint butler.
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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  XINightfallIX on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:13 am

    Haha "Minecraft 'Down with O.P.P.'"
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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  SMJM49 on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:17 am

    Oh yeah totally, Im totally having a fun time! WHAT THE LUMP!
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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  arminecay on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:18 am

    You know what just lump off ok just lump off.
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    Post  SMJM49 on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:18 am

    Fine, I didn't wanna be at this luppin party anyway
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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  arminecay on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:20 am

    Do you think they'll keep up the whole "princess bubblegum is 13 thing" or just go back in the series and forget that ever happened?

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    Re: Matt's life story time

    Post  Johnny_WalkerI on Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:51 pm

    That's a good question and I'm interested to find out, regarding Adventure Time, which is the greatest cartoon in my humble opinion since Invader Zim.

    As for Matt, he is made of metal, of course, being metalmatt. He has now found himself in an alternate LSD adventure world with wicked and good witches, emerald palaces, and yellow brick roads. He's awaiting the arrival of some young girl who overdoses on hallucinogens because Kansas is boring. The young girl shall encounter him a little rusty from too long sitting at a chair administrating the server and enjoying the game. She will become instantly infatuated, and cover him in oil for insidious purposes, which will allow him to move again. At which point he will have a long talk with her about the difference between love and infatuation but this will make no difference as the doctors at the hospital where she is being treated for OD will be unable to revive her. So, to be rid of her he will convince her to go through a nether portal, close it, and give Toto 2 bones, allowing him to order the little dog to sit and wait... Forever...

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