arminecay Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:14 pmLet's all tell stories about where we think matt could be instead of fixing the server. It'll be a great way to pass the time. Who wants to go first?
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Matt's life story time
arminecay- Sheep Shearer
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SMJM49- Cobble Collector
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Canada?
Iglie- Dirt Placer
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Dorito burns? 0_o
XINightfallIX- Tree Puncher
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A group of hi-tech ninjas located him via knowing the IP of the server, They attacked him early this morning assuming he would be asleep. Little did they know Matt has admin powers! Tearing the keyboard out of the server, he used the cord to grab a ninja by the neck, then exclaims "Get Over Here!", pulls the ninja across the room and breaks the keyboard over his face. Then a ninja jumps on his back trying to break his neck, when suddenly he grabs his CRT monitor and blasts the ninja off with an overdose of static electricity. Finally, the last ninja and Matt make eye contact and start to circle the room... Matt pulled the mouse out of the server swinging it in preparation to battle... The final ninja pulled out his nun-chucks... They ran across the room with ninja swiftness and admin ping! ...They battled for hours... Then finally super saiyan 10 Matt cuts the ninja's head off with the USB mouse!
Right now, he's just at Best Buy getting a new keyboard and mouse. He was so caught up in the fight he didn't realize that one of the ninja's unplugged the system... that's why they're ninja's though.
Right now, he's just at Best Buy getting a new keyboard and mouse. He was so caught up in the fight he didn't realize that one of the ninja's unplugged the system... that's why they're ninja's though.
SMJM49- Cobble Collector
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Lol, maybe he went out exploring the world. And is lost in the Saharan Desert surviving in the wild. He brought his computer but there is no electricity. So now, he is making a generator out of twigs, sand, and rocks. Hopefully he gets it working
arminecay- Sheep Shearer
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You people have great imaginations tell me more about his wonderful adventures. 
XINightfallIX- Tree Puncher
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Here's what that generator looks like (C=cobblestone R=redstone dust)SMJM49 wrote:Lol, maybe he went out exploring the world. And is lost in the Saharan Desert surviving in the wild. He brought his computer but there is no electricity. So now, he is making a generator out of twigs, sand, and rocks. Hopefully he gets it working
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arminecay- Sheep Shearer
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Let's revive this cuz i'm bored. Where is matt spending all his time when not on minecraft. No real answers. Only really wierd or funny ones. And yes matt you can join in too if you want.
SMJM49- Cobble Collector
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Lol, matt can make his own random life story
arminecay- Sheep Shearer
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Yes where he is a powerfull ruler of nations and galaxies unheard. or some trash like that.
XINightfallIX- Tree Puncher
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right now cooking/eating right now. That consists of sitting at the table and typing /give MetalMatt13 924 1. There ya go! Meatloaf! 
Nom nom nom!
Nom nom nom!
arminecay- Sheep Shearer
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MMMM that sound delicious. Even better than Russian Epic Meal Time.
SMJM49- Cobble Collector
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He's probably ruling the Candy Kingdom of Ooo now
arminecay- Sheep Shearer
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I love that show. Wierd. But interesting. and MMMM peppermint butler.
XINightfallIX- Tree Puncher
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Haha "Minecraft 'Down with O.P.P.'"
SMJM49- Cobble Collector
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Oh yeah totally, Im totally having a fun time! WHAT THE LUMP!
arminecay- Sheep Shearer
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You know what just lump off ok just lump off.
SMJM49- Cobble Collector
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Fine, I didn't wanna be at this luppin party anyway
arminecay- Sheep Shearer
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Do you think they'll keep up the whole "princess bubblegum is 13 thing" or just go back in the series and forget that ever happened?
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That's a good question and I'm interested to find out, regarding Adventure Time, which is the greatest cartoon in my humble opinion since Invader Zim.
As for Matt, he is made of metal, of course, being metalmatt. He has now found himself in an alternate LSD adventure world with wicked and good witches, emerald palaces, and yellow brick roads. He's awaiting the arrival of some young girl who overdoses on hallucinogens because Kansas is boring. The young girl shall encounter him a little rusty from too long sitting at a chair administrating the server and enjoying the game. She will become instantly infatuated, and cover him in oil for insidious purposes, which will allow him to move again. At which point he will have a long talk with her about the difference between love and infatuation but this will make no difference as the doctors at the hospital where she is being treated for OD will be unable to revive her. So, to be rid of her he will convince her to go through a nether portal, close it, and give Toto 2 bones, allowing him to order the little dog to sit and wait... Forever...
As for Matt, he is made of metal, of course, being metalmatt. He has now found himself in an alternate LSD adventure world with wicked and good witches, emerald palaces, and yellow brick roads. He's awaiting the arrival of some young girl who overdoses on hallucinogens because Kansas is boring. The young girl shall encounter him a little rusty from too long sitting at a chair administrating the server and enjoying the game. She will become instantly infatuated, and cover him in oil for insidious purposes, which will allow him to move again. At which point he will have a long talk with her about the difference between love and infatuation but this will make no difference as the doctors at the hospital where she is being treated for OD will be unable to revive her. So, to be rid of her he will convince her to go through a nether portal, close it, and give Toto 2 bones, allowing him to order the little dog to sit and wait... Forever...
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